catcrumb:

(via rickybabyboy)

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

No I am normal human who can leave bandages alone do not do NOT get the cone. I am recovering normal.style NOT dog style.

(via homebeccer)

todaysbird:

aplpaca:

aplpaca:

> went to a nature boardwalk earlier

> got asked by someone what a species of bird was bc I “looked like someone who would know”

> yellow-crowned night heron

This Guyyyyyy

you Knew!

flip-this-table:

turnstileskyline:

you can hate whatever muppet you want but if you hate slimey the worm im legally allowed to kill you

He’s just like, a lil guy…how can you not like him

(via thecannibalking)

herpsandbirds:

Frogs are naked. They don’t wear clothes and you just have to deal with that.

(via djungelskoggf)

jenlog:

jenlog:

if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents’ signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won’t know that you’ve been forging signatures for the rest of the year

hey I’m seeing some concerned parents and teachers in the notes, and I just want to say:

lmaooooo

(via sw0rdfucker)

medievalthymes:

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

(via skellydun)

orbcube:

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

(via freckliephil)

adonischildsupportcase:

(via blossoms-phan)

kosmogrl:

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